Today marks a historical day in human history. Because on July 9th, we’ve finally taken a stand against the evils of static electricity. No more will metal door knobs send a jolt through our system. No more will jackasses with a humor for causing electric shock be able to laugh. Today is the day that the Static Electricity Eliminator (SEE) has been unveiled to the world.

Peter Gibbons from Office Space is smiling somewhere. He didn’t need to get rid of the door knob that shocked him every morning, all he needed was the SEE. The device is so simple, and cheap that I believe every household will eventually have one. When you’re walking along some carpet, or getting out of your car and think you have built up an electric charge; STOP! To avoid a brutal electric shock, all you need to do is pull out your SEE, and press it against something grounded to the floor. The device will let you know if you’re charge, and eliminate said charge to avoid the pain. The greatest thing about the device is that it’s affordable at $9.99.

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